sassmasterradaghost asked: "I want to see Mads trying to eat Hugh's arm"


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if the first shot of your male main character involves him in bed with a naked woman he just had a one night stand with who’ll probably not have any lines (unless it’s to compliment the man) and who in all likelihood will never reappear in the story, all in an effort to make your male character seem “cool but emotionally distant/fragile” 

1. i already hate him 

2. i already hate you

"Almost half, 13 mothers, were given 20 years or more. In one case, the mother was given a life sentence for failing to protect her son, just like the man who murdered the infant boy. In another, the sentences were effectively the same: The killer got life, and the mother got 75 years, of which she must serve at least 63 years and nine months. In yet another, the mother got a longer sentence than the man who raped her son. In one more, a father fractured an infant girl’s toe, femur, and seven ribs and was sentenced to two years; for failing to intervene, the mother got 30."

this isn’t the dog park


this isn’t the dog park


Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to enroll in a Classics course and deliberately and consistently mispronounce “Penelope” as “Peen-a-loap.”


god i love jenny slate

posted 1 week ago via gallislaygal · © yayster with 51 notes


My Five cosplay! I’ve never cosplayed before and this was an amazing experience - a big thank you to sassyxstitcher for the coat, shirt and trousers and fitz0019 for the photography!


Then I decide to be quiet instead of explaining what I actually wanted to say.



there are five frogs staring at me right now

but only one can be america’s next top model